Juke Box
Making Whoopee
Another year, another tour,
perhaps a visit to the floor
No time for snoozin`. We`re all for boozin`
And making whoopee!
A Coach to ride, a trip to Hull,
Another ferry, oh ain`t life dull
Then breakfast servin`, it’s off to Leuven
For making whoopee!
Stomach that’s feeling queezy
Knees that are far from keen
To make a run look easy
Out on that field of green
A game or two, oh! Must I play
You surely don`t need me today
Instead of ruckin` I`ll just be suppin`
And making whoopee!
But now they`re changing. Say I`m required
Tell them to stuff it. I`m feelin` tired
While they`re all bleedin`. I`ll just be readin`
Or making whoopee
Another hour, or maybe less
The kit is on, so just confess
When duty’s callin`, a Stroller`s maulin`
That’s making whoopee